甲、乙二人上山打獵。乙突然心臟病發作、不支倒地。甲大慌，馬上報警求救。
Mr.A went hunting with Mr.B, when Mr.B suddenly collapsed with heart attack. In panic, Mr.A called the police immediately.
“救命呀！救命呀！我朋友死掉啦！”甲高呼。
"Help! Help! My friend is dead!" Mr.A yelled.
“請冷靜。首先請確定你朋友已經死掉。”警察回應。
"Please calm down. First make sure your friend is already dead." The officer answered.
“稍等！”
"Wait a minute!"
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電話那頭傳來一聲槍響，然後是甲的聲音：“接下來怎麼辦？？”
After a gunshot, it was Mr.A's voice again:"What next??"
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天氣很熱，我是來給各位降降溫的......
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