獵人甲乙

甲、乙二人上山打獵。乙突然心臟病發作、不支倒地。甲大慌，馬上報警求救。

Mr.A went hunting with Mr.B, when Mr.B suddenly collapsed with heart attack. In panic, Mr.A called the police immediately.

“救命呀！救命呀！我朋友死掉啦！”甲高呼。

"Help! Help! My friend is dead!" Mr.A yelled.

“請冷靜。首先請確定你朋友已經死掉。”警察回應。

 "Please calm down. First make sure your friend is already dead." The officer answered.

“稍等！”

"Wait a minute!"

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我知道男生應該大度一些，不過這次實在難以釋懷......

I know boys shouldn't be this mean, but this time I just can't put it down.

或許你根本言者無心呢？！？

What if you didn't mean it at all?!?

無所謂啦！反正對不起，打擾了。

Whatever, I just wanna make my apology. Sorry for bothering!

真的不說了，再說就太小氣了。 :)

And this will be my last complain about it, definitely!  :)

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Who set the pace for us?

“If it is asserted that civilization is a real advance in the condition of man… it must be shown that it has produced better dwellings without making them more costly.”

Walden by Henry D. Thoreau 

機器消滅了工作日的一切道德界限和自然界限。機器本來是縮短勞動時間的最有力手段，現在卻成為把工人及其家屬的全部生活時間變成增殖資本價值的勞動時間的最可靠手段。

《資本論》，卡爾．馬克思著

“現代人生活節奏快”，我們對這句話都習以為常了，以致於甚少有人考慮過，究竟是誰，讓我們生活在緊張和窒息之中。

“Everyone is in a hurry.” This sentence has been so common, that few ever wonder who is behind the scenes to set the pace for us.

All of a Sudden...

轉變總是不期而至，讓人無所適從。Sigh........
Life is so unexpected one can hardly get used to it. Sigh......

The best moment is when you became the only twitter following of your crush, and the worst is when she suddenly deactivated her account.
— WM Wong (@wai88707) April 20, 2012

Easter Special: “復活”蛋

Happy Easter everyone! As the bank holiday draws near we thought we'd leave you with a little seasonal news about how egg shells are being investigated as a new material for, um, protecting eggs. I think the phrase here is meta.

復活節快樂！假期將至，讓我們討論一些應節的話題：“復活”蛋。我們不打算探討“先有雞蛋還是先有雞”這個古老的邏輯悖論，不過情況也夠複雜了－－有人準備用雞蛋殼這種新材料來...唔...保護雞蛋。

蛋蛋蛋！

西廚入門課：Pancake

母親節還有差不多一個月就到了。諸位如果想表達心意，其實不必花上成百上千元，去預訂自助餐劵。能夠吃上子女精心炮製的早餐，天下母親都一定會心滿意足。在此，筆者將一份實驗過無數次、而且非常簡單的食譜貼出來，供沒有入廚經驗的讀者參考。雖然不保證是米芝蓮三星，但肯定不比麥當奴的差。諸位可以從今天起練習練習。

忘記市面上形形色色的Pancake粉吧！那些東西沒簡單多少，卻貴了不止一倍，裡面還摻了各種食品添加劑。愚蠢的人類啊，你們不是很討厭食品添加劑嘛？！我們從最基本的原料開始，一步一步來學煎Pancake。